Dear Dot,

I dont really know how to tell you this but,I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump, in your closet when you pulled the clothes of the elephant in the corner.
Im sure your Drunk enough to understand that i get turned on by garbage men.
Im returning Your love letters to me but ill keep the oil tank from your car as a memory.
You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you ruined my attepmts at another world war.

Go milk a Cow
Dave